Coffee and penguins
She made me do it.

Let’s see.

First gif in your folder represents who you are:

Well, this is quite accurate. We actually do this.

The ninth is how you feel today:

Well, this is at least as accurate as the last one.

The seventh is your taste in music:

OH MY GOD HOW DID YOU KNOW that is exactly how it is! I’d listen to that any day!

The fourth is your relationship with your friends:

Mmm. Well, I guess it sort of is.

The seventeenth describes your love life:

No, that mouse is trying way too hard.

The third is something about you not many people know:

Okay…

The fifteenth is how you act when you’re alone:

THIS IS HOW I ACT ALL THE TIME.

The twentieth is how today will go for you:

Yes. Very likely. I mean, just look at my second answer.

The eleventh is how your life will be:

You know, I wish you were asking for stuff like, my 453rd gif, I could do that. All the fun stuff is there!

The thirteenth is how people see you:

I’M A FRIENDLY PENGUIN! I’M A FRIENDLY PENGUIN! THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE, PEOPLE SEE ME AS A FRIENDLY PENGUIN! (Or as a little animal that’s easy to order around, that walks in a funny way and wears a black suit. Which might not be that far from the truth, either.)

The sixth is how you will spend your last day on earth:

OH HOW I WISH I COULD


The second is how you act around the person you’re attracted to:

Now, this is accurate as Hell. Dear Internets, do you spy on me?

The tenth is how your gender sees you:

I hope that’s true.

The sixteenth is how the opposite gender sees you:

I know that’s true!

The nineteenth is you at your happiest:

Yes it is.

Wait, what? That was it? I DIDN’T GET TO USE ANY OF MY NICE GIFS!
Some gifs may be stolen. I’ve saved a lot of stuff on my computer, didn’t think I’d ever upload any. Sorry guys.

unnaturalist:

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
rrrick:

GINGIVITIS

unnaturalist:

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!

rrrick:

GINGIVITIS

Panic. It crept up my spine like the first rising vibes of an acid frenzy. All these horrible realities began to dawn on me: Here I was all alone in Las Vegas with this goddamn incredibly expensive car, completely twisted on drugs, no attorney, no cash, no story for the magazine - and on top of everything else I had a gigantic goddamn hotel bill to deal with. We had ordered everything into that room that human hands could carry - including about six hundred bars of translucent Neutrogena soap.
Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (via joeyheflich)
whatdiscworldtaughtme:

002. A poker kills monsters of all kinds.

Discworld <3

whatdiscworldtaughtme:

002. A poker kills monsters of all kinds.

Discworld <3

Hello Tumblr, goodbye IRL.

I finally gave in and started a Tumblr account.

This one is going to be all fangirling and reblogging shit I like.

…if I can be bothered to.